You remember Waloddi Weibull and his famous distribution theory right? The one about continuous probability distributioN That's the one! For those who live under a rock we won't go into advanced statistics but the Weibull distribution theory is like a chameleon in its ability to take on the characteristics of so many data sets. And then Purnell named a pair of shorts after it (#NerdAlert). True to our Purnell ways the Weibull Distribution Short have the chameleon ability to suit many different situations. The midweight canvas fabric makes them feel indestructible but we added stretch and a gusseted crotch to allow you to move like you move meganerd and all. We bet 'ole Waloddi Weibull would've worn a pair while he calculated the rank regression in a two parameter distribution resulting in the linear equation where y = a + bx. Obviously.